-Walks in while munching cheetos- Hey gurll are you a newbie? -hands over some cheetos- you want sum? is ok babe don't be shy i got like 3 bags more. so you want some help around here? i know all the things you need to know gurl, i got all the tea that spilled around here, Periodt.
So what you like to do, like pve and life and stuff? Yeah i got chu honey i also hate all the drama and all them PVP stuff. -munches some more cheetos and throws the empty bag away- So i know some place you can do those things gurl they would love to hang out with you. - opens another cheetos bag while handing you a flayer- Here gurl this is where you can find us. gotta go my ride is here~

Byeee gurllll

For more info visit the guild recruitment post:  https://www.tr.playblackdesert.com/Community/Detail?topicType=18&topicNo=23961